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Alcohol is bad for my legs

Maxine2A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.
 
“May I buy you a cocktail?”
 
“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”
 
“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”

“No, they spread.”

Thanks Gene

March 6th, 2011 | Category: Food & Drink, Funny

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