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Mark’s fool-proof way for old guys to pick up chicks

Mark K met a girl in the park the other evening. Mark says,  ”There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at his feet. As we lay making love, Mark thought These taser guns are well worth the money”.

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Butt-erfly

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Golf lessons

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range.

The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says, “Not bad, Now hold your club [...]

Thanks for an amazing first date…

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The perfect tattoo

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Voodoo Penis

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he’d buy his wife something to keep her occupied.    He went to a sex shop and explained his situation.  The clerk there said, “Well, I don’t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for [...]

Mom, why does your milk taste like silicone?

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