A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a beautiful girl with no arms and no legs dancing all around on the river bank. He thought to himself, ‘life isn’t so bad after all’, and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the beautiful young lady for saving his life. “Thank you,” he said. “I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms or legs, I changed my mind.”
“I am not dancing,” the girl replied bitterly. “My arsehole itches, and I can’t scratch it!”
What do you call a chick with no arms and no legs?
MATilda?
Somehow, somewhere, I’m sure this photo satisfies someone’s particular fetish.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef strokinoff
What do you call an Irish woman with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Patty O’Furniture
A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a beautiful girl with no arms and no legs dancing all around on the river bank. He thought to himself, ‘life isn’t so bad after all’, and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the beautiful young lady for saving his life. “Thank you,” he said. “I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms or legs, I changed my mind.”
“I am not dancing,” the girl replied bitterly. “My arsehole itches, and I can’t scratch it!”
I feel kinda bad laughing at those jokes