As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and wine bottles for the recycling bin.

”Morning, Derek, looks like you guys had a great party last night,’ Phil the Postman comments.

Derek, in obvious pain, replies ‘Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and  it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing ‘WHO AM I.’

Phil thinks a moment and says, ‘How do you play ‘WHO AM I?’

‘Well, all the guys go into the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our erection showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women have to try and guess who it is.’

Phil laughs and says, ‘Sounds like fun. I’m sorry I missed that.’